• Hello guys, what's going on?
• This is a complete beginner's tutorial series. Anyone can program.
• No previous experience is necessary but knowing Javascript, Ruby, Python, PHP and C# would be nice.
• We're gonna take a deep dive.
• After finishing this tutorial you'll have a solid understanding of the concepts.
• I'll try to keep it short.
• I'm using an older version of the program but you can use whichever version you like, it totally works the same.
• This is a Mac installation so you have to find a tutorial for Windows installation yourself.
• I'll start with something very simple.
• We must install these 81 external libraries.
• Let's write our first program: print("Hello world!").
• And it's that easy, you just wrote your first fully functional program.
• Now we're going to create, you're not gonna guess, a To-do app.
• Don't worry if you don't understand the code, I will explain in a bit.
• Your variables should have descriptive names.
• So we have these three variables, let's call them foo, bar and baz.
• Feel free to pause this video and write the code yourself.
• O.k guys, we're back. I changed the code a bit while I was off screen.
• So basically what you wanna do is...
• The video is already too long so I'm not gonna go over all of these concepts in detail.
• Don't worry about this for now.
• You can find the source code in the description.
• Now compile your code and you're done.
• If you have any questions, leave them in the comments.
• Don't forget to like and subscribe.
• If you want to learn more, head over to my Udemy page where you can find more quality content like this.
• See you guys in the next tutorial.

A list of some of the most common things I heard while watching a gazillion Youtube videos. This is satire so treat it like satire. Feel free to add to the list 😊.

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